So, today we're driving home from Olivia's ballet class and Olivia tells me I want to marry Barack Obama.
"Uh, marrying Barack Obama is the last thing I want to do, thanks."
"Do you want to kiss him?" asked Will.
"Sick. How about I just throw up now," I replied. Both Will & Olivia burst into fits of laughter.
"Do you want to hug him?" he again inquired.
"How about I just burn off all of my skin instead," I answered and again came their laughter.
Will, barely able to talk because he is laughing so hard, decides to try one more, "Do you want to spank his bum?"
"Actually, I just like to give him a really really long time out."
Wouldn't we all?????
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Since Will was born, I've been keeping a notebook close by where I can record all of the funny things my kids do and say as well as the special milestones & moments of their lives. Thanks to inspiration from a fabulous friend - I now keep them here.
