While outside on the swings with my friend Lindsay and her girl, Lindsay asked Will to say his ABC's.
Will started, "A..B..C..D..How many do you need?"
Lindsay, puzzled, "All of them."
"Oh! A..B..C..D..E..F..G..H..I..J..K..L..M..N..O..P..Q..R..S..T..U..V..W..X..Y..Z"