Ouch.

Will got an "owie" today and tonight he showed it to me.
"Oh Mommy, look, I have an owie."
"Ouch Will. Does it hurt?"
"No. Oh Look! Mommy! A piece missing!"

Whole Lotta Banana

While on a drive last night with Daddy, Will saw a crescent moon.
"I see Moon, Daddy. Banana Moon. I eat Banana Moon."
"That might be kind of hard, Buddy."
"Yeah. Eat Banana Moon Hard."

I'm going to need you to be more specific

While outside on the swings with my friend Lindsay and her girl, Lindsay asked Will to say his ABC's.
Will started, "A..B..C..D..How many do you need?"
Lindsay, puzzled, "All of them."
"Oh! A..B..C..D..E..F..G..H..I..J..K..L..M..N..O..P..Q..R..S..T..U..V..W..X..Y..Z"

Teach them to Pray

Will (2) says the blessing on our dinner and insists on saying his nightly prayers on his own.

Ewwwww....Boogers

Today while at the grocery store with Phil, Will picked his nose and ate it. (Ewww). Phil quietly reminded him that we don't pick our noses in public and we don't ever want to eat what we find up there.

Will replied happily, "I LOVE pick-a-nose! Pick-a-nose HAPPY!"