{Baby Factory}

This morning as Will and I were getting ready, he informed me, "Mom, I want to have three kids when I grow up. Is that a good number?" "Sure", I replied.
 "Did you want to have three kids?"
"I did."
"Well, why don't you have another baby then?"
"It's too late now."
His face got all sad and he put his hands on my stomach and said, "Oh mom, you're not too old! The factory isn't closed yet! It's still working!"

{Golf PRINCEples}

This morning Phil took Olivia golfing with him. While Olivia went to retrieve a ball, Phil drove the cart to the next tee. Olivia came running up to him, feigning that she was scared. "Dad!" She said with exasperation, "You left me alone with a scary frog that was croaking!" Phil smiled and replied, "Oh, that's just a prince waiting for you to kiss him." Not surprisingly he elicited the longest EWWWWW! She could possibly muster. Later Phil asked her if he was her Prince Charming. She said, somewhat disgusted, "Nooooooo! Daddy!" "Well you are too young to have a real prince yet." "Daddy, you're the King." And that makes me the Queen.